
I wouldn’t even leave the engine running unattended in this jalopy, much less a car with actual value.
I’m sensing a theme in today’s police blotter (courtesy of the Brooklyn Paper’s Will Bredderman), and that theme is that our cars don’t make good vaults for our expensive property:
A perp stole an idling car while the driver was ordering from a popular halal cart… the victim said he left the motor running in his Beamer…
A crook busted into two cars in the parking lot of a supermarket… and made off with… [a] Coach bag with $350 inside… [a] pocketbook with $30 and her iPhone taken…
A thief broke into a minivan… and ripped off a pair of fire extinguishers — plus the radio and global positioning system…
It’s almost laughable that we take these pieces of property worth hundreds of dollars, and just leave them unattended on the side of the street. Almost laughable, except for those times we get burned.
I certainly wouldn’t leave $500 in cash lying around like that, but I’ve left my cell phone in a car before (on those rare occasions I can actually bear to be parted from The Precious).
But then, that goes for the car itself – a piece of property worth tens of thousands of dollars left unattended on the side of the street. Which is laughable, until the car itself gets ripped off.








